The right hand = the hand that is aggressive, the hand that masturbates. Therefore, to prefer the left hand! … To romanticize it, to sentimentalize it!
Susan Sontag wrote
It took 20 years, but Dylan and Kelly are in love again. The New York Post confirms that “Beverly Hills 90210” alums Jennie Garth and Luke Perry are an item. The sparks apparently started to fly when the pair reunited to film a commercial for Old Navy. (via Kelly Finally Picks Dylan | Pat’s Papers)
Gahd FINALLY.
When freedom overwhelms, and we die. Yesterday I read the story of a German squirrel who got his head trapped in a manhole cover! He was rescued by the Fire Department, who used olive oil to free him from his creepy trap (his head was popping through the cover, his body dangling underneath) and set him free in a nearby park. Alas, the shock was too much and the squirrel perished anyway, despite that there was not a scratch on him.
: Radar LARB
Listen to Zadie Smith read this Frank O’Hara poem. It might do something to the rest of your day, like a big melancholy umbrella, but that can’t be helped.
(Please don’t eat the library paste, via letterology)
[Audio] Zadie Smith reads Frank O’Hara’s poem “Animals” (quite beautifully, we might add): I wouldn’t want to be faster / or greener than now if you were with me O you / were the best of all my days
HUG A BUNNY.
(Source: fuckyouverymuch)
Science: Coffee Drinkers Live Longer
Finally, something!
From Craig Damrauer’s New Math
I’ve been harping the equivalent for years, but was never smart enough to think of it visually.
Story pieces.
True Librarian Stories #3
Man: ”Can you help me find a Harry Potter book?”
Librarian: Takes man to shelves and shows him the Harry Potter books.
Man: ”Which ones of these are checked out?”
Librarian: ”If they’re on the shelf, then they’re not checked out.”
Man: Picks up one of the books… “Is this one checked out?”
Librarian: ”No.”
Man: ”So I can check this one out?”
Librarian: ”Yes.”
Was he operating under a curse?
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM NOOK.
